There should be a breathalyzer test you have to take before you can use your phone or laptop/tablet.You’d set it up when you have your first drink; then you’d do the test when you want to use your phone/laptop/tablet/whatever. And if you’re over the limit you can only contact a few emergency contacts, like your parents or close friends who can take you home. No more drunk-dialling your ex or anyone for that matter. Idk, it just seems like a good and non-viable idea.
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I think it’s imperative that I go to sleep right now, before I start ranting about trees or something.
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"
trying to cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
So someone was saying something about how not every Doctor is sexy…
So if you don’t want to maul each and every one of these guys you are wrong. That is all.
Sneaking in just one more delightful ginger chap:
Mark Gatiss in The Web of Caves sketch
how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
I’D BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GLOWING IN ROSE’S EYES AND I REALIZED
IT’S A WOLF. A GOLDEN WOLF TURNING TO SHOW ITS FACE, IN HER EYES. THE BIG BAD WOLF.