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I’ve just employed that well known technique of trying to get to sleep: getting kind of dressed and going to the shop with a friend. What an excellent idea that I will in no way come to regret!
IT WAS A JOKE! BECAUSE TRUMPETS!?!? IM FUNNY??
I know :) I tried to make a joke too, because compost is literally dirt *crawls under a rock in shame*
Simple definition posters for some of the aromantic spectrum
Half of my radiator works woo
Off my face and surrounded by wonderful people. I have a warm, glowing feeling inside and it’s not just because of the booze. What a wonderful birthday :)
*farts like a trumpet*
Pregnant Kate Middleton attends Wildlife Photographer of The Year awards in central London x
This coke is so flat, I’m not even cokeing.
True friends let their guy friends pee in their toilet and lift the toilet seat up for them in preparation.